I delight in forging chaos into something worth introducing to the world. I explore and negotiate strategic partnerships for fun. Audacious missions and community service inspire me.
Some say I resemble a mad scientist, or nutty professor, depending on the moment. Hyperfocus and time blindness are part of my charm.
Plus, it helps me relate to all the neurodivergent geniuses who would sooner eat glass than intentionally talk with a business guy.
The MBA is real, but so are the scars.