When Calling 800 Numbers: THIS IS THE LAW

I received an email (see below) from someone I know well with the Subject line: When Calling 800 #’s: THIS IS THE LAW.[sic]. Putting aside the xenophobic tone of the message, I thought I’d take a 10 minute break and amuse myself with a quick mental analysis of the likelihood of the proposed technique based on what I know about business strategy and call center operations.

Some people enjoy puzzles or sudoku, I like to explore possibilities. The sender thought enough of my thoughts to send it on to the folks he forwarded the message to, so maybe someone else will find it interesting too. Below is my reply, followed by the original email:

The premise: There is a law that requires non-US based phone agents to transfer callers to a US-based agent upon request.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/servicerep.asp  (First place to check outlandish email claims.)

Most companies consolidate call centers — domestically or internationally — to contain costs and simplify operations. They are unlikely to have both for the same function (e.g. technical support) even for redundancy of non-critical operations. In fact, many outsource the entire call center operations and have no in-house capability.

And what would the law say? Every company with free phone support must maintain a domestic service center? What about foreign owned companies? What size company? What about automated phone services like the airlines use? Are hold times to be regulated also? 4000 Pakistani agents transferring calls upon request to 3 US-based agents would satisfy that requirement. 60 second hold vs 60 minute hold; Take your pick. (“Of course, for $30 we could bump you to the front of the US queue!”) Are hours of operation to be regulated too? What about mixed voice/digital services such as video/screensharing/instant-messaging/VOIP/etc.?

More likely, companies doing a substantial portion of their business in the US (or whatever standard the law would set out) would simply eliminate phone support altogether and offer only email support like Google and many others currently do. In fact, most would welcome the excuse to terminate phone services due to the “unreasonable cost burden created by meddlesome government regulation.” They’ve been waiting for a long time for just this sort of excuse.

Email support centers would remain international, of course. In fact most email support services are currently managed by distributed networks of home workers throughout the globe anyway. Frankly, that is pretty handy when I’ve needed assistance at odd hours. In fact, quite a few phone call centers work the same way, such as Denver’s own http://alpineaccess.com.

The Original Email

 

Any time you call an 800 number

Now that I know it is the LAW – I will do it for sure. . Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health and other insurance, computer help desk, etc.) and you find that you’re talking to a foreign customer service representative (perhaps in India, Philippines, etc.), please consider doing the following:

After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please, very politely(this is not about trashing other cultures) say, “I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America.” The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, “Thank you, but I’d like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA.”

YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED TO A REP IN THE USA.

That’s the rule and IT IS THE LAW.

It takes less than one minute to have your call re-directed to the USA.

Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure – and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale. Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on.

Imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be CREATED ASAP. If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this – see what I mean…it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.

Remember – the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home – not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. You may even get correct answers, good advice, and solutions to your problem – in real English.

If you agree, please tell 10 people you know, and ask them to tell 10 people they know….etc…etc.

 

Comments

  1. Bobbi Perkins says

    My question in regard to: There is a law that requires non-US based phone agents to transfer callers to a US-based agent upon request.
    What law is it? Where can I find it?

  2. says

    “Putting aside the xenophobic tone of the message”

    Ya know it’s just funny how sensitive you are. You are able to read “tonal qualities” inside email messages. You really think these people are AFRAID OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES?

    I received this email and thought immediately this was a scam email and that no such law probably existed.

    However I did not read a “xenophobic tone in the message,” I did read a tone that people is this country are sick and tired of poor quality customer service. Speaking coherent English my friend IS part of the customer service equation.

    And may I also add that increasing jobs in the USA is not a bad thing either.

    Nuff said…Have a nice day.

    PS: By the way my mother is absolutely dumbfounded by the Amazon phone support she receives with her new Kindle. She gets an IMMEDIATE PHONE CALL from a USA based customer service representative is she desires. And she says they are FANTASTIC! Not sure how Amazon does this but it IS BEING DONE.

  3. SARA HARNER says

    THANK YOU FOR HAVING THIS SITE. IT DID NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME THAT SUCH A LAW COULD REALLY EXIST,! I JUST KEYED IN “800 NUMBER LAW” AND YOUR SITE WAS ONE THAT CAME UP.

  4. Annabel Leasowe says

    With your background surely you must know that SNOPES is the LAST place to go for verification?
    Snopes, we know from old, are guilty of Ignoratio Elenchi i.e. they pick an unrelated point or word in the article that could even be mispelled and then site FALSE to the whole thing, hoping we do not read further and in an effort to hide the truth from the reader.
    Remember the classic article that Bo the dog was sent to Martha’s Vinyard on Air Force One while the family went on another plane?
    Snopes termed it FALSE – why? because it wasn’t AF One, it was another plane! The point being the O’s wasted taxpayers’ money sending the damned dog by itself on a plane.
    Get it! GOOD!

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